What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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