I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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