i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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