STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Still dying that you shit outside
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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