This girl is more easily done than said...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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