I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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