That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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