Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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