is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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