I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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