We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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