Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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