Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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