This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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