Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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