Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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