Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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