I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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