he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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