went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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