Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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