careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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