I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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