And the cops told us we were all naked.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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