Got a toothbrush?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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