she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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