i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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