Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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