that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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