Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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