I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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