She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
