I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We're too hungover to prance.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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