between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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