I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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