yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
