Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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