On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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