yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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