What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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