butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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