I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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