I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Let's get the cat blown out
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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