she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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