There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
