what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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