so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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