just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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