Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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