thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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