Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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