Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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