But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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