Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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