Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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